Look at that picture once. Yes, try to limit it to ONCE. Could you possibly resist day dreaming about Mountains of Ice Cream and waffles and syrups and cherries and sprinkles?! Even that last cone back there with two waffle sticks or similar looking cunning cutlery is so damn irresistible.
Is t even ethical to put such pictures on the net? Poor singers who must deprive themselves, poor ill people who are made to! Here are a few of those mind NUMBERS I found on the net and just HAVE to mention. Why should I go cartoons on them alone?
They have a habit to call any exclusive chocolate- Death by Chocolate. Now I ask this; if they know it’s toxicly convincingly deathly, WHY do they serve it?! Behold dear readers, these heartless wretches who will tempt up even into Death for sake of profits, these devils!
Since we ARE on the page of unethical propaganda of YUMMMMM food, I call your attention to those sadists who will print enticing food pics on T-shirts and bags! What, do they really think we will come to their pastry shop because we saw their Butterscotch wings on a poly bag? NO, heart and brain, we will NOT! Stop it! Not one bite, NO!
And please please explain to me the thought behind knitting ice creams on sweaters! I myself have owned a sweater with three cones of ice creams on the front, only to be deceived that party night when I made a friend in the gathering only to realise later on that the reason she stuck by me was that she couldn’t avert her eyes from the strawberry cone! Mean Girl, just go to the ice cream parlour if you’re that selfish!
Then, there’s this food blog I read. (You know what I mean by ‘read’ 🙂 ) It’s amazing, and I give my second reference ever- The Oven Mitt. The pictures on this blog, are, haggardly maniacally appallingly KILLingly delicious. Also, this is the place that made me look out for dessert cutlery, and knives and such and what I found was, not, easy.
You should know by now how big an ice cream freak I am. But is that the end? Hell no! It takes the collective pleads from my mom, sister and my own logical mind to convince my heart to PLEASE NOT click on the links Google deviously provides. Cake? Pastry? CHOCOLATE pastry?
Yet I do one. 🙂 Cakes. I should NOT have.
I wonder if one get diabetes just by looking. Oh boy, how I wish we were in the Ice Age! My poor fingertips, how they brace the fury of my teeth!!! *Gnaw, gnaw, gnaw*
But, but, but. This is not it just yet, Ladies and Gentlemen (Dineresses and Diners). We still have not reached The Winner.
Disclaimer: Complaints regarding the hazardous effects of viewing this blog post, especially by children, are not to be blamed on this blog. Please, with all sincerity, attack Google, and give one from our side too.